I work for Christian run charitable organization. Obviously my boss is very religious, but to me it's just a job.

I had been hard up in the dating department for several months and needed to get laid in the worst way. I had been seeing ads for Adult Friend Finder around the web and decided to sign up.

The woman on there are basically just looking for casual sex, which suited me perfectly. After several days of searching I agreed to meet a girl fun lunch near my office... that was my first mistake.

She asked me what was appropriate to wear at the restaurant. I told her to wear the sexiest outfit she had, that was mistake number two.

Picking my boss's favorite restaurant was mistake number three!

This slutty chick showed up with her long bleached blond hair, nose ring, collagen injected lips, big fake tits, and was wearing a mini skirt and tube top. A great look for what I was planning... but not exactly material for bringing home to mom.

Five minutes after we sat down in walks my boss with his wife and three other people I work with, all old religious women. They were seated two tables away.

My boss didn't even come over to say hello, let alone invite us to join them... thank god! They just sat there and glared at us. That was the most uncomfortable situation ever.

Things are not good at work now so I'm looking for a new job... maybe I should work at a strip club.

Well at least I did end up eventually sleeping with that girl.